The 3 Rules of Life

From DinosaursEatEverybody

These 3 rules govern all of society. With out them there would be madness and we'd be no better than savage Canadians. Also, for some reason, they all rhyme.

Quack, Quack Seat Back

"Quack, Quack Seat Back" is used to save your seat when you get up. There's no whining if you don't "quack" and then you loose your seat.

Popular offshoots include:

• "Squatters"
• "Seat Check"
• "Seat Lock"

Each particular saying may or may not be a viable option for saving your seat based on your current location and company.

A "Quack Quack Seat Back'" Video has been created to help understand the nuances and rules.[1]

You're The Boss. Applesauce.

If somebody says, "You're the boss." and you don't respond, "Applesauce", they get to punch you in the arm. It's as simple as that.

This is based off of something from Robot Frank.

Nose Goes

If something has to be done (pick up a pizza, eat something off the floor, DD) the last person to put their finger on their nose has to do it. This applies to all parties that have the physical and/or mental capacities to accomplish said task. The losing party does not necessary have to be in the same location as the origin of the nose touch. That is, it is possible to lose without even knowing it.

• While it doesn't rhyme, a popular variation on this rule is the keys on floor rule. Instead of touching one's nose, an individual throws his or her keys on the ground to show their disdain for doing a selected activity. The last person to then throw their own keys on the ground is the losing party.